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"Arby 'n' the Chief", "Hard Justice", "Deus Ex Machina", "DigitalPh33r's Guide to Making Halo 3 Machinima", "It's a Wonderful Live", "Master Chief Sucks at Halo" and the "Abnormality" series' were created under Microsoft’s “Game Content Usage Rules” using assets from HALO 2 and HALO 3, © Microsoft Corporation.


Copyrights to all other content not owned by Microsoft including (but not limited to) music, sound effects, game content and miscallenious images belong to their respective owners.

Here you will find news, updates, special events, requests and answers to frequently asked questions regarding my past or upcoming video projects, among other things.

If you have a question you can't find answered on this blog or the F.A.Q. located here, and you can type a formal, well-written e-mail, you may contact me at jon.graham@machinima.com and I will try to get back to you.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

IMPORTANT NOTICE: BLOG HAS MOVED TO A NEW PAGE

PLEASE VISIT JONCJG.BLOGSPOT.COM FROM NOW ON IF YOU ARE A REGULAR VISITOR.

LOL CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME MIRITE?

THANKS,
JON

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

news: upcoming episode change

Hey.

Sorry for the lack of updates, I've been busy and also working on a side project in my spare time, something pretty cool, non-machinima related that I'll probably share on here later on.

I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that part two of "Company" will not be coming this Saturday. The good news is that what WILL be coming this Saturday is ANOTHER episode of Arby 'n' the Chief called "Party".

This episode is gonna be a special one, and will most likely please the fans of the old episodes who enjoyed the classic "running-about-the-house-causing-mischief" humor.

What happened was, Machinima.com wanted me for this week to create an episode that used YouTube's annotations feature. It was bad timing considering I had just done the first part of a multiple part episode, "Company", but I figured it wouldn't be a HUGE deal. Part two of "Company" will come later on in the next two weeks.

So, regarding this week's episode, "Party": The Arbiter wakes up hung over the morning after the release of the Mythic Map Pack, with a non-existent memory of the events of last night and Master Chief nowhere to be found, and must piece together the events of last night through flashbacks, which is where YouTube's annotations come in.

The episode will have a main "spine" video, and will branch off into four other videos, each one a flashback of the previous night.

So hopefully you guys will get a kick out of it. Stay tuned!

Thanks,
Jon

video: hard justice s2: episode 2

Yo,

You can view the second episode of Hard Justice's second season here. Sorry for the lack of updates.

Thanks,
Jon

Saturday, April 4, 2009

video: arby 'n' the chief s3e09: "company (part one)"

Hey,

The new Arby is up, you can view it here.

Thanks,
Jon

video: hard justice s2: episode 1

Yo,

Forgot to mention the season two premiere of Hard Justice on here. You can view it here.

Thanks,
Jon

Thursday, April 2, 2009

news: april fools

lol.

For those who don't already know, the post below this was my April Fools prank.

Though I didn't take it down or notify that it was a joke until later today AFTER April Fools Day, which by the law of the day makes me an April Fool for everyone that was tricked by it today. FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

By the way, I DIDN'T perform a self-circumcision, God damn some of you are gullible. And thanks for your lame e-mails defending circumcision with stupid excuses like "it reduces the chance of contracting HIV". Know what else lowers the risk of contracting HIV? NOT SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS HIV, idiots. How's this for an idea, get yourself and your partner tested! Aside from this lame-ass reason, circumcision has no benefits and is only currently performed now because "everyone else has it done", like it's a ritual.

It also hurts like fuck, can be traumatic for an infant, and strips both a man and a woman of an increase in sexual pleasure.

Down with circumcision.

Anyway yeah, April Fools. The new Arby's on its way this Saturday.

Thanks,
Jon

UPDATE: Stop getting offended by stuff I say on my own blog and sending me e-mails telling me "not to do that again". If there's anything in the world that gets on my nerves, it's hypersensitivity and being told to censor myself on my own website. If you have a problem with my issues with circumcision and how I think it's unnecessary penile mutilation, stop reading my posts, and for God's sake don't send me an e-mail.

I'd understand if I was spewing hateful and biased racist/sexist bullshit on here that I pulled out of my ass, but I don't do that anyway.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

video: deus ex machina: episode 9 - "doomsday (part two of two)" [act 5]

Hey,

I know I told you all I basically had no interest in Deus Ex Machina anymore and lost faith in the series due to the numerous episode pulls do to music copyright infringement, but I decided to suck it up for those eagerly anticipating the final act and just get it done and out of the way.

I actually managed to land myself in the hospital for a few days after attempting a self-circumcision with a kitchen knife to see what it would feel like to be lacking any foreskin, and it was during my recovery time that I decided to type up the script for act 5 of Deus Ex Machina's series finale. As soon as I got home I began production and managed to get it finished while still leaving plenty of time to resume my regularly scheduled programming.

Word of advice, circumcision is bad, especially self-circumcision. If you're gonna have it done, have a professional mutilate your penis (for no logical or even medical reason).

Without further adieu, I present act 5 of Deus Ex Machina's series finale. You can view it here. Remember to set it to High Quality (the HQ button on the lower bar).

Thanks,
Jon